It's a can of pepper spray.
She thought it would ward me off.
But the only thing that will stop me from eating children, is if I get to menstruate.
One or the other, missy. Yer choice.
Ye Gods! Let me refer you to my psychiatrist. He has done wonders for me. :) I am now a happy person, floating around in my own little bubble, not bothering anyone, just enjoying the simple things in life.