Posted on 02/06/2005 11:24:15 AM PST by Willie Green
Maureen Dowd, the very cute but impossibly shrewish columnist for The New York Times, has a problem with sex.
Dowd is in a dither because female military interrogators used their feminine wiles on Muslim detainees at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp. Which is a great plan because terrorists tend to be so uptight about earthly women that they prefer the 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven.
Great plan, unless the suspects are gay.
Or unless our chicks look like Abu Ghraib prison guard Lyndie England.
In a recent column, Dowd wrote that, " ... female interrogators used a toxic combination of sex and religion to try to break Muslim detainees at the U.S. prison camp in Cuba. It's not merely disgusting. It's beyond belief."
Actually, it's like one of those letters that begins, "Dear Playboy, You are not going to believe this, but ... ."
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...
After all they are not allowed to beat the s*** out of them anymore. They aren't even allowed to put panties on their heads. What's left?
Are Gays born pre-violated?
The Sunday after the election, Modo was on Timmy Russert with William Safire. She looked as if she was both hungoever and OD'd on Zoloft.
Just what I thought. Ha! You guys would not act like that with a female prisoner!
I told you we would.
"I think that is a little far and demeaning to a U.S. military officer of either sex."
I can agree with that. But as for the terrorists I, for one, don't care what we do to them. Insofar as I'm concerned every time we don't shoot them dead and bury them wrapped in pig skin we do them a big favor at potential deadly harm to ourselves.
Screw the media on this one. Abu Grhab away, Go Go Gitmo and Nuke Mecca for all I care. Those folks want to kill me, my kid, Maureen Dowd and Pinch Schulzberger. They'd be happy to chop of Michael Moore's fat head, along with John Francois's and Tereza's. Their ilk slaughtered an entire family in Jersey City just last month, including two teenaged girls. I know this, even if the dims and the media want to close their blind eyes to the truth.
So, as I said, they can do what they will to the terrorists. I won't shed a tear for any of them. I hope they rot in hell.
You know, I think we really should take them to task about that. As far as I know, I'm the only one who ever consistently brings that fact up.
Hippies claim to be the champions of human rights, yet wail and gnash their teeth after people are liberated.
All those poor put-upon prisoners of Abu Ghraib the hippies don't know crap about. For all anyone knows, the (in)famous one with the panties on his head could have tortured and maimed countless Iraqis, men women or children.
Answer.No(although the male Iraqi prisoners probably would).
I mean, if a beautiful female officer were sent into the cell to interrogate him,
If that were done to me would I mind?No.
Point? </kidding>
I'm all in favor of showing them a hologram of Allah .. or the Great and Powerful OZ for that matter; chastising them for their bad behavior, poor hygiene, impure thoughts or whatever it takes for them to spill the beans.
William, you know the rules for a Mo Dowd artical, don't you?
KZJ pics please!!
Well, gee. At first glance, that could be taken as a sexist statement. However, opposites do attract. Why don't you email HER? You might be just what she is looking for.
All you can do is prepare yourself. Buy Ann C's book "How to talk to a LIBERAL. If you must!" Learn it and use it it drives them NUTZ.
Well, that is a relief. I was totally grossed out. I believe what I am told. Good thing I am not a POW. Of course, I would try not to say anything and hold tough and strong for my country.
Her photo was probably many years old. Physically, she was attractive in her day, but mentally I could not take her left-wing non-sense.
She is physically attractive. Intellectually and emotionally, she's fugly.
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