[Liz]

The question is ---in light of the resounding 2004 Values Voters Victories---how "conservative" will Hillary get?

Clinton recently proposed moderating the Democrats' position on abortion (snicker).

OTHER UPCOMING HILLARY REVISIONISMS: "I hate men who cheat on their wives" "Vast right wing conspiracy? What Vast right wing conspiracy" "Baking cookies is my fave after-work activity"

Hillary's mighty busy with her Campaign 2008 Extreme Makeover. She's got four years to make people believe she's Mother Teresa.

Let's see. After she opens a charge at Wal-Mart, enrolls in Divinity School, and gets a lifetime membership in the John Birch Society, she'll need to get a shopper's card at Sam's Club, and schedule daily morning prayer services in her Senate office.

And just to cover all bases, Bill will take an anti-adultery pledge in the vestibule of the National Cathedral, when Hillary takes her minister's vows.

Oh, and Hillary will campaign wearing the official DNC apron, and give cookie-baking demonstrations while on the stump, and pose with an aresenal of firearms while engaged in target practice.

[nmh]

She's going to be full of hillarious suprises as she tries to morph into a centrist when we all know she is the ultimate leftist. Talk about a wolf in sheeps clothes ... .

[nmh]

#23 - love your graphics!!

Ah hows about a soccer ball too? ;)

[adam_az]

"Let's see. After she opens a charge at Wal-Mart, enrolls in Divinity School, and gets a lifetime membership in the John Birch Society, she'll need to get a shopper's card at Sam's Club, and schedule daily morning prayer services in her Senate office."

Hillary was actually once on the Walmart Board of Directors...