This guy is so boring now because he's merely trying to get a rise. It's not offensive in the least because it's so freakin childish that he's sitting there thinking "What can I say that'll get them mad at me?"
Republican Jesus vs Demon rat satan
The battle continues from eons unknown. Foretold by ancient legends of a day when demon-rat claws will scale the walls of freedom and liberty. Poisoning the water with their diseased minds and leading our children down the path of confusion laced with moral relativism. One day a nuanced savior will arise from the fallen beast (Clinton) and wage the wrong war at the wrong time in the land of the white headed eagle. Through all the foreign lands, though they sleep with the hope of the nuanced savior grasping the world in his hand they awake with an rumble that shakes the earth....Bush won, so get over it!!!
Hey, can I do what Ted does? Seems like I'm pretty good. Can I Can I Can I...