"After Lance left me (we had been an item for almost a month)
I was despondent, and had a silly drippy thing going on "out back"
so I decided to cheer myself up by trotting over to the dance club.
Well of course that b@tch Lance was there, slobbering all over his new palsy-walsy.
I swished up to him and gave him a look that would chill a hot trannie
and I told him what a fickle little tramp I KNEW he was..
and can you GUESS what he had the plums to say to me???
"I never loved you" he said.. "You were just a stepping stone, baby!"
Well I'll tell you truly I could have spit in his eye!"
Can I have my hundred bucks now before I puke?
Go back to grilling your snake.