Posted on 02/01/2005 8:05:28 PM PST by doug from upland
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll kidnap them from your gay boys
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll show no mercy for your toys
We'll start with G.I. Joe and show it on TV
Then we'll get Ken and come back for his slut Barbie
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll kill all your dolls
You might think it's odd, but it's our new jihad
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll show no mercy for your toys
We'll do it like SNL did it with Mr. Bill
You infidels will watch until you're getting ill
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll kill all your dolls
You might think it's odd, but it's our new jihad
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll kidnap them from your gay boys
We'll kill all your dolls...we'll show no mercy for your toys
Oh, the sight will be sickening...we'll kidnap them from your gay boys
Oh, yes, it's gonna be sickening...we'll show no mercy for your toys
Oh, yes, it's gonna be sickening...we'll show no mercy for your toys
Great stuff......can't stop laughing.
Abdulla: But how do we cut off this infidels head?
Mohammed: Cut below his eyes!
Abdulla: This infidel has many eyes!
(The saga continues....)
OMG! You're funny.
I was waiting for that. Well done.
You've still got it doug! ROTFLOL
Pinging the song list. If anyone else wants on the list, let me know.
ROFLMAO!
How's about "Rag Doll"?:
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Hand-me-down) When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-down
(Hand-me-down) They always laughed at her when she came into town
Called her rag doll, little rag doll
Such a pretty face should be dressed in lace
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
(Sad rag doll) I'd change her sad rags into glad rags if I could
(If I could) My folks won't let me 'cause they say that she's no good
She's a rag doll, such a rag doll
Though I love her so, I can't let her know
Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
I love you just the way you are
A-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ahh (Rag doll, ooh)
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh
Doug always had it; what amazes me is that it takes him hardly any time at all to come up with these things. For me, to write something "humorous," takes hours, but such things seem to pop right out of the talented lyricist's head, on the spur of the moment.
That one guy ever get back to you, who claimed he could write better lyrics than you?
We FReepmailed. He does have some talent. I could not understand his MP3, however.
Sung to Areosmith's "Dude looks like a lady"
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
Rag heads put the doll on the floor
They thought the pic would terrorize more
He had a plastic gun in his sights
Baby, AP got it wrong
But Freepers got it all right - that's right
That That
That That
The Jihad forums were having the time
Of their lives until someone says
post that brand new picture on-line'
with a toy plastic gun
Tried to blow us away
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That that Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
So never judge a pic on a forum
Cus Freepers never loose their decorum
Freepers got wise to your doll in disguise
He had the body of plastic
Lord, imagine our surprise
(Chorus)
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That that Dude Looks Like A Dolly
That That Dude Looks Like A Dolly
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