[BurbankKarl]

[70times7]

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!

[isthisnickcool]

Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach. She finds a lamp ijn the sand. She picks it up and rubs it. Out pops a genie.

The genie says "usually I grant three wishes but you have been so bad I will only grant you one!".

Monica considers this. She knows she needs to lose some weight. So she says to the genie "I wish to get rid of the love handles!".

And poof! Her ears disappear!