Things you won't see on Michael Moore's website because he's a fat coward:
Michael Moore: Dems Are 'Wimps and Losers'
Disgruntled conspiracy filmmaker Michael Moore blasted the Democratic Party on Thursday, saying its field of candidates for 2008 consists of "a lot of wimps and losers."
"The Democrats are going to have a very hard time winning the next election," he told London's Channel Four. "The Republicans have a number of star players and the Democrats have a lot of wimps and losers."
Only last month Moore was calling Hillary Clinton a Democratic Party star who had a good chance of winning in 2008. But her widely reported move to the center has apparently turned him off.
Moore was particularly irked that so many Democrats, including Clinton, voted to confirm Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice this week.
"It was a disgusting sight and indicative of who the Democrats are," he told Channel Four. "They are lazy and they're cowards and I'm just hoping that the more they continue to act like that the more it will encourage Americans to run against them and put the US back in the hands of the working class, where it belongs."
Moore said the GOP is much more aggressive. "Bush and the Republicans have no shame and will resort to anything in order to win. The Democrats show up to a gun fight with a butter knife and thus they lose."
The radical movieman said he "prayed nightly" that Bush's "many scandals" would catch up to him and end his second term prematurely.
Asked if he would donate to the anti-war movement his income from "Fahrenheit 911," which reportedly topped $150 million at the box office, Moore pleaded poverty.
"I haven't seen a dime from this movie!" he told Channel Four.
Instead, said Moore, "I will promise you that I will donate as much of my time as I can in the coming months to see that the anti-Bush movement transforms itself into a massive anti-war movement so we can bring these troops home."
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/1/28/172628.shtml
For someone as obscenely wealthy-and morbidly obese-as Mr. Moore, you'd assume that gastric bypass surgery would be in order.
I suppose that procedure would be too harrowing for the bold, courageous, human dynamo who penned that seminal work in the history of contemporary political nonfiction:
Dude, Where's My Country?