[uglybiker]

You don't get cosmo-vision until you reach the Super-duper-cross-your-heart-double-dog Secret 34th Degree.

And then only after you have:

1.)Mastered shape-shifting
2.)Completed your apprenticeship operating the weather generators at the H.A.A.R.P. facitlity.

[augggh]

You don't have to complete advanced crop-circles anymore?

Jeez, they'll just let anyone be a 34 nowadays.