To: All
Good morning. Calling in from Baghdad Province with 3% of the precincts reporting…we have enough of a tally to declare that Saddam Hussein is projected the winner again…
Oh, wait….{heh!}…that’s the script from the last time there was an election here….
We’ll ummmmm….get back to you after we’ve corrected this technical glitch….
1,610 posted on
01/29/2005 10:45:03 PM PST by
Allegra
(VOTE - Let Freedom Reign)
To: Allegra
But what are the exit polls showing???
To: Allegra
LOL
Thanks for the updates.
Prayers for your continued safety.
1,643 posted on
01/29/2005 10:48:47 PM PST by
amom
To: Allegra
Yes, Allegra, your script is out of date.
Doncha know Kerry is the projected winner? Surely that Zogby guy is over there giving you the exit poll data!
1,656 posted on
01/29/2005 10:50:04 PM PST by
blu
(What a trifecta, a Kennedy a Kerry and a Klansman. Yup KKK (ProudVet77))
To: Allegra
Baghdad Bob reports that Mohammed Al-Gore is the projected winner... and he also announced that the polls just closed an hour ago so don't bother to show up.
1,694 posted on
01/29/2005 10:55:13 PM PST by
piasa
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