[Mad Dawgg]

"Hey, when you are finished there can you Americans do us Conservative Canadians a favour and try expanding some semblance of democracy up here in Stalinist Canada? It would be greatly appreciated, believe me!"

OK how about this deal, you trade us British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Yukon and the Northwest Territores and we will trade you California, Hawaii, Illinois, New York, Massachusetts and a Liberal New England state to be named later.

[Ashamed Canadian]

Eeek.