To: TigersEye
""Sorry, sir. In this jurisdiction the detection of any alcohol in the vehicle constitutes a violation of open container laws. You'll have to prove to the court that your deodorant has alcohol in it. Zero tolerance, sir. It's for everybody's good.""
Not to mention your mouthwash, cologne, aftershave, your wife's cough syrup and a bunch of other things.
358 posted on
01/24/2005 12:30:52 PM PST by
NJ_gent
(Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.)
To: NJ_gent
Not to mention your mouthwash, cologne, aftershave, your wife's cough syrup and a bunch of other things.Poppy seed breath.
"I knew this guy was a scofflaw when I saw he wasn't wearing a seat belt, Joe."
687 posted on
01/25/2005 9:27:00 AM PST by
TigersEye
(Intellectuals only exist if you think they do.)
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