Well, Mrs. Rodney King sure can't read them, and she is an lawyer from a top law school.
My 1st ex-wife & I once stopped at a highway rest area in North Carolina. She pointed to the center of the map on the wall and asked: "So, that's North Carolina, right?" I said, "Yep." Then, she pointed to Virginia: "Well, then that must be South Carolina....."
Sigh. What was I thinking..
I think she just doesn't want to read them becuase she doesn't make any money by doing so. ;p