[beyond the sea]

He played that game with a bottle of liquefied cocaine in his pants which he would take a sniff of between plays

Was that illegal then?

Seriously, if pro football wants to get even better, they have to get rid of this 5 yard bump penalty on the defense.

Bring back Mel Blount and let them smack those receivers until the ball is in the air!

The defensive backs are nearly helpless as the game is played now!!!!

[gopwinsin04]

That reminds me of the classic 'All drug' Olympics sketch on Saturday Night Live.

'The big Russian Weightlifter has lost both his arms! That's gotta be disappointing..'

[mainepatsfan]

I assume it was.