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To: L`enn

Last night in the upstate Mohawk Valley it got down to minus 15 degrees. I had to BBQ last night out in the cold. Probably the coldest I ever BBQd in. But upstate New Yorkers are use to this.

Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart

60 Above
* Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
* People in Upstate New York plant gardens

50 Above
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* People in Upstate New York sunbathe.

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* Italian and English cars won't start.
* People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.

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* Distilled water freezes.
* Lake Ontario's water gets thicker.

20 Above
* Southerners don coats, thermal underware, gloves and wooly hats.
* People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.

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* Philiadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
* People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

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* People in Miami all die.
* Upstaters lick the flagpole.

20 below
* Californians fly away to Mexico.
* People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

40 below
* Hollywoon disintegrates.
* The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.

60 below
* Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
* Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below
* Mt St. Helen's freezes.
* People in Upstate New York rent some videos.

100 below
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Upstaters get frustarted because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
* Microbial life no longer survies on dairy products.
* Cows in Upstate New York complain about farmers with cold hands

460 below
* All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on Kelvin scale)
* People in Upstate NY start crying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"


242 posted on 01/22/2005 8:19:39 AM PST by Bruce Kurtz
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To: Bruce Kurtz

LOL, some of those aren't that far off base either. I used to live in Portland , ME. As I recall, it wasn't that uncommon to see people outside in short sleeves when it was below freezing. I learned very quickly to never rely on looking out my window to see how people were dressed to determine whether or not I should be donning cold weather gear.


245 posted on 01/22/2005 8:32:28 AM PST by Nexus6
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To: Bruce Kurtz
* Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

LOL. Happened here just last night.

342 posted on 01/22/2005 11:06:30 AM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: Bruce Kurtz
Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart

We Carolinians could devise the other end of that chart.


90°F: Upstate New Yorkers expire from heat exhaustion.

95°F: Poughkeepsie and Syracuse apply for federal disaster relief.



To say nothing of a wind conversion chart. :)
441 posted on 01/22/2005 12:39:38 PM PST by clyde asbury (Clapton is god.)
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