[TexasCowboy]

I wonder if they're ever going to tell us if these people are muslims?

[glock rocks]

chinese muslims?

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

I wonder if they're ever going to tell us if these people are muslims?

Can't do that. The principle of separation of church and state requires that we ignore their religion. Actually, the principle of equal rights requires that we ignore their national origin, race, ethnicity, and gender, too. And PETA wouldn't want us to be specists so we should ignore their species. Thus, the first sentence of the story should, in order to ensure political correctness, be rewritten as follows: "The FBI on Thursday added the names of 10 organisms to the list of those being sought for questioning about a possible terror plot targeting Boston.