[The Great RJ]

Bert and Ernie probably got married in Massachusetts and the Teletubbies are flaming gay, but I think Spongebob is just too square to be gay.

[jb6]

Don't forget the 7 dwarves, and the three little pigges who all shack up in the end. Hell, I bet the Justice League was having gang bangs with Wonder Woman too and the Flintstones and Rubbles were swingers.

These are the types of threads that get us labelled as hicks and nuts.