Ah. So Darrell Waltrip is a doofus because he likes the president's handshake. Sheryl Crow, OTOH, is a friggin genius spouting phrases like "karmic retributions". Have I got that straight?
This is the kind of Op-Ed we get in the Seattle papers up here in the great NW. I'm tempted to offer them a rebuttal, & see if they will publish it.