P.J. O'Rourke: An Alternative Inaugural Address

The Weekly Standard ^ | 01/24/05 | P.J. O'Rourke

[Jet Jaguar]

Damn skippy!

[The Right Stuff]

P.J. is great, as usual. I highly recommend his book, "Eat the Rich". It will have you laughing out loud!

[mewzilla]

BRAVO!

Thanks for the post, Pokey! Wow.

[Happygal]

Peeej has spoken! :-)

[nuconvert]

"Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy." Let's be fair about this. We did see a lot of white, non-Hispanic Democrats in churches in 2004. But they were all running for president. And the churches were inner-city black churches. I happen to know that there are churches in the white, non-Hispanic suburbs where these Democrats live. Apparently jerks can't find them."

Lol

[since1868]

booked

[Quick Shot]

shame he had to edit it to fit in the column. I'd love to see what got dropped on the floor.

[Quick Shot]

shame he had to edit it to fit in the column. I'd love to see what got dropped on the floor.

[harpu]

sweeeeeet!

[MEG33]

I'm laughing too hard to swallow my coffee...Had to stop reading for a clean up. ;)

[Fester Chugabrew]

Let me ask the jerks something. Say you're average jerks, a "blended family" of four. Did you pay $31,677.48 in taxes last year? If you didn't, you took things from other Americans. What did you give in return?

Great point. With all the time they spend pissing and moaning about life, protesting Bush, etc., one can only wonder.

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL

[Freee-dame]

bump

[MEG33]

Thanks for this great PJ column!

[metesky]

"Thou shalt not commit adultery." The jerks have begun praising marriage lately. But only if the bride and groom each have a beard, or a moustache no matter what their "gender".

[MEG33]

This is fun!

[Peter J. Huss]

I just ordered a reprint of his book, "1964 Year Book".

[facedown]

bttt

[barkeep]

One of the very few writers, all O'Rourke has to do is hang his name on something and I'm in line to buy it. Don't have "Peace Kills" yet, but the situation is being cured.