The toilet papering thing is actually a giving act. I have heard of people who go out after it dries out and collect the bounty and put it in a basket for later use in the toilet (outhouse for all you Yankees and low-scorers on the test). I grew up with a toilet. That's what we called it. We used the Sears and Roebuck catalog torn off page by page as you needed it. I wish someone would have given us a tree full of toilet tissue (that's what we called that, too, when we had the occasion to call it anything). The toilet was a strictly business place. You were in and out so fast the wasps and snakes couldn't react fast enough to get you.