Universe's big secret solved

Sydney Morning Herald ^ | January 13, 2005 | By Richard Macey

[aculeus]

Understand?

[Darkwolf377]

Whew! Now that THAT's solved...what's on TV?

[Sterrins]

This isn't an explanation at all. It leaves tons of questions unanswered? For example, where did the ripples originate from? What caused them?

[Darkwolf377]

I just read this through--is it just me or is there absolutely nothing startlingly new in this article?

[swilhelm73]

Hmm, it seems to be that this article is poorly titled, when you still get;

Asked what caused the ripples, he said: "It may be that even nature can't be perfect."

[Sterrins]

It leaves tons of questions unanswered? <=====

Bad grammer alert.

[Syntyr]

DOOOHHHHH! MMMMMMM DOOOONUTS...

[lmr]

Bad grammer alert.

Bad Spelling alert.

[nmh]

Yeah ... LOL ... now let's explain what caused the "Big Bang".

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The remaining 82 per cent consists of the yet unidentified "dark matter".

Don't be afraid of the dark.

[dirtboy]

Astronomers have long wondered why the infant universe did not simply spread out evenly after the Big Bang 14 billion years ago, creating a cosmos filled with nothing more than a uniform mist of matter. Instead, matter mysteriously clumped together, forming stars, galaxies, planets - and finally us.

Screw "us" - it's all about ME. The entire universe exists to entertain me, or at least heap praise upon my FR posts. All freepers may commence justifying their illusionary existence by praising this post NOW...

[rightwingcrazy]

One of the universe's great mysteries, how we came to exist, has been solved.

Oh, I thought they were going to talk about where all my missing socks went off to.

[WildTurkey]

Whew! Now that THAT's solved...what's on TV?

"Center of the Universe" CBS. Just saw it go by on the schedule. Looks like another dumb comedy ...

[Imaverygooddriver]

But what cause the big bang? I think in a parallel universe, as improbable as it may sound, a liberal actually took responsibility for his actions for once, and the shock from this impossible phenomenon to everything that existed was so great it caused a rip in space and time.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Brilliant

[Libertina]

Hey BTD, I think "this thread's for YOU!" ;)

[SALChamps03]

Lol@bad spelling alert. Rule number one: If you criticize someone's grammar, you better spell the word "grammar" correctly. In the realm of comebacks, that was the equivalent of a hanging curve ball. Nice job.

[Iam1ru1-2]

"One of the universe's great mysteries, how we came to exist, has been solved."

"In the beginning, GOD created the Heavens and the Earth."

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

Why is it that all of these "scientists" believe in random evolution and spontaneous existence? Unreal.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Universe's big secret solved

Oh...I thought this was going to be the answer to why I can't get a date.