[theDentist]

Here's a rough idea of a script. Introduce yourself as a member of the editorial board....

SO basically, LIE from the moment you open your mouth. Yeah, that'll prove your trustworthiness.

[LoneSome Journey]

I think you might have missed this line.

Memo sent to Philadelphia Inquirer editorial board members making calls to former subscribers

Which indicates they were members of the editorial board.