I think you're missing our point; the "real, true" conservatives are the ones on FR who believe that their beliefs and only their beliefs constitute the definition of what a "real" conservative is.
They are the malcontents, the unappeasables, the "slash and burners." The ones who won't compromise and see anybody who does as a traitor.
TAKE THE QUIZ.
1. "I actually consider myself a democrat." (hint, comes from recent issue of Playboy magazine).
2. "Farenheight 9-11 is a bunch of propoganda and I'm not watching it."
3. "I OD'ed in Denver and I just can't remember her name."
4. "I get drunk in the morning, I get stoned in the afternoon."
5. "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again."
6. I love America and if you don't then you can kiss my fu$#%^& a$$.
Would you allow Chuck Norris, The Rock, Arnold, Travis Tritt, Hank Jr, or Ted Nugent to be a part of this event?
All are republicans, yet all have done some pretty controversial things in the past.