[the_devils_advocate_666]

With the entrenchment of the Right wing sponsored unverifiable touchscreen electronic voting system as well as with the Trident, Diebold and E&SS controlled optical scanner and punch card electronic counting systems primarily in the southern states, but not exluding Ohio, the Dixiecrats' that split from the Democratic Party when the Democratic Party went pro civil rights and that took over the Republican Party can finally claim victory in the civil war that really began in the American Revolution when rich propertied slave owning white men chose not to include the freeing of the black slave and not granting the vote to women in that so-called revolution.

And the world's longest sentence award goes to... Lloyd & Namiko Hart!

[Hermeticus]

General MacArthur put down a rebellion by Muslim extremists in the Philippines by burying pig carcasses with the bodies of killed rebels. This put so much fear into the Muslims, that the rebellion stopped.

Today, when interrogating Muslim extremist prisoners, why not walk into their cells with a heaping plate of bacon. The interrogator could munch on a few pieces and then, after a few questions, ask the prisoner if he was hungry. Personally, I'd threaten to shove the bacon down their throats. Believe me, they would talk. To them, eating pork, or even touching it, guarantees them a one-way ticket to hell courtesy of the "merciful" Allah.