Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you Ohio INDEED!
Which inspires this morning rendition of...
(drum roll please)...BLUE STATE LAND (sung to
the tune of 'Dixie':
- Oh, away out there in the Land of Blue States...
President Bush is who they hate...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
Oh in Blue State Land, they voted for Kerry...
Of Republicans...they're always wary...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
[Refrain]
Oh they wish we all were Blue States, (No WAY! No WAY!!!)
In Blue State Land, that's their big plan,
To turn us into Blue States...
No way...No way...No way we'll be a Blue State!
- Up in New York State they vote Democratic,
Alive or dead, it's automatic...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
Minnesota, Michigan, Illinois are Blue...
They're all now crying 'boo-hoo-hoo'...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
[Refrain]
- At LamBERT Field, Kerry said 'please'?
Wisconsin answered with Blue Cheese...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
New England, home to Big Fat Teddy,
He thought John Kerry was surely ready...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
[Refrain]
- In Washington, Oregon and Californy...
For Kerry they were all so horny...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
Kerry won Joisy and Pennsylvania...
Guess they liked his egomania
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
[Refrain]
- And in Delaware, Maryland and D.C...
They all bled blue for John Kerry...
Look away...look away...
Look away...Blue State Land!
[Final Refrain]
But Bush won in Ohio..hooRAY...hooRAY!
In JesusLand we made our stand...
We'll never be a Blue State!
No way...no way...no WAY we'll BE a Blue State!
(cue Elvis voice: "thank you very much...")
A-one and a-two...