My son said MM went "#2" and did NOT wash his hands before leaving the restroom. (I'll let you figure out how DS knew what MM had done while squeezed into a stall.)
Just wanted to let you all know, that if you are introduced to Michael Moore, you should not shake his hand. (Not that you would anyway!)
And you did not STEP ON that pile of dog squeeze?
It would be WORTH an A&B rap for beating that pusbag up. Probably give fatboy flashbacks to his schools days when the bullies beat him like a drum on a daily basis.