Where do I get one of those? Every book I have found is full of liberal "feel-good" claptrap and is completely useless when dealing with a real child.
The instruction manual is given to you by your parents over the course of your childhood. Unfortunately, many of them are filled with misprints, typos and random pages from other books. And today, there only seem to be abridged versions available. Apparently the people who produce television shows and video games have been given responsibility for raising children. So you have to see them about obtaining a copy.