[Slyfox]

all they talk about at parties, is ovulation and morning sickness

If you are an empty nester then you are not too far away from all your friends talking about nothing but who just died, their most recent bowel surgeries and golf scores.

[hispanarepublicana]

If you are an empty nester then you are not too far away from all your friends talking about nothing but who just died, their most recent bowel surgeries and golf scores.

Well, true, except for those of us who are FReepers and talk about things like, "Did you read that post about the guy who got hit by a car while chasing a half-full can of beer across the highway?"

[Aquinasfan]

If you are an empty nester then you are not too far away from all your friends talking about nothing but who just died, their most recent bowel surgeries and golf scores.

Bring it on! 8-)

Seriously, when my sister came over our house for Christmas she was greeted by my mother-in-law with, "egg nog gives me gas." My sister looked a little surprised and said, "Merry Christmas!"