This concerns the american warning about my country (Great Britain) being taken over by the muslim minority of the population.
As a non-muslim british citizen I have taken the warning seriously and after analysing the situation in great detail I have devised a plan that should keep me safe.
It is primarily based upon the mad assumption that one muslim man does not have the strength of 50 non-muslim men. Also I maddly assume that many young british muslim men just want jobs and families and quite like democracy like everyone else.