[InABunkerUnderSF]

<<>> It wasn't just Bush, it was all of those SUVs idling in traffic at airports in the US that set up a harmonic vibration in the earth's crust that triggered the quake. IT WAS THE EVIL SUVS TOO!!!!!!

[gogogodzilla]

Democrats will say, "The earthquake which caused the tsunami was brought about by all the celebrating Republicans jumping up and down when President Bush stole the election (again)".

Which will then lead Michael Moore to film a documentary about how natural disasters are caused by Republicans to kill babies.

And then the French will surrender.