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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL- yes really


58 posted on 12/22/2004 9:53:09 AM PST by Mr. K (I support a strong defense policy, but see no reason to conduct it while sober.)
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To: Mr. K

If anyone wanted to find out if any member of any group was in a bar. They could walk in and yell, "Hey, any Braves fans in here?" So that is how a Mason knows if another Mason is in a bar. You are the first person I ever had to explain that to. Maybe it loses something in print.

Here's a good one.

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responds, "Yes,that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"



61 posted on 12/22/2004 10:01:09 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, ... Remember this.)
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