Saucer of milk, anyone?
MEOOOOOOW indeed!
No freekin' kidding. That statement's so catty, I expected a horked-up furball for punctuation instead of a period.
Ya know, the reporter's the one who writing a story on the statement, and yet they're saying it's not important. That must mean THEY'RE not important, seeing as how they're they ones who were chosen to "confirm the incredibly important news". Perhaps they should get a real job instead.