You should see the Class III AR-15s, tactical riot Remy 870s 12ga, .50cals I have in my dbl-door Canon gunsafe. When the LEOs and their wives come to shop at my 20ac nursery, we take some *toys* back to my private range, and have some fun.
Their comment, no fail: "You've got so much better stuff than we do!"
Color me green with envy.