Americans could easily live a longer, healthier lives if they ate the right foods and got off their couch potato asses.
In addition, don't smoke and don't put anything into your body that the good lord didn't put here on this earth to begin with and you'll be fine.
Processed, hydrogenated foods kill.
Uh, the Good Lord put pork, ham and bacon on the earth an they are full of artery clogging fats.
Boy, are you going to be miffed when the Doctor tells you that you are dying of nothing.
Time for another box of almonds in wine surrounded with a layer of garlic flavored dark chocolate. Smokeless, of course.