[Always Right]

The contest offers $10,000 to the best alternative theory, with 100 runner-up awards of $1,000. Winners will be chosen next June.

That money is as good as mine. Surely I can come up with a great Bush-did-it story that will blow them away.

[somniferum]

For some extra moonbat brownie points, be sure to also throw in that the Mossad was also involved.