I know what Tiger Beat is. What I didn't understand was your post #32. It made no sense.
My point, however obtuse, was that the tone of the thread (other than your injection of much-needed humor) was one of teeny-bopper gushing over Clay Aiken (thus the Tiger Beat reference), and that further humorous barbs would likely be met with additional hysterical responses admonishing you for daring to take a discussion of Mr. Aiken lightly (thus the expectation of "hissy responses").