[Grzegorz 246]

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?


Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local light bulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come.



I've got more of this stuff, but I don't want to be cruel :)

[xJones]

If you want to read a classic FR thread, here a golden oldie from 2000: How Many Freepers Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?.:)