The word "scumbag" is thrown around usually by those who don't have a clue what it means. I may use it occasionally, as an adult, but I am at least fully aware of what it means. ;0)
You're right, though. The Newbie needs his mouth washed out with soap.
True. They come in individual units, 3-packs, and "Weekend Packs" of a dozen. They are sized (in descending order) "Massively Deformed", "Extra Large", "Large", "Medium", and "Democrat Voter".