"But the South kept slaves, so the word "south" is just code for race hate and must be banned. Those states should therefore be called the Less-Northern states"
Slavery had it origins in New England, and slaves were kept there, as well!
"Likewise, the hateful Mason-Dixon Line will henceforth be called the Mason Line so as not to offend"
Mr. Mason and Mr. Dixon were surveyors who laid down the state line between Pennsylvania & Maryland.