dammmmmm!!!! tell us the rest of the story dude!
"dammmmmm!!!! tell us the rest of the story dude!"
The first guy was a hitman hired by my wife to kill me. The ironic thing about that is that I shot him with HER 9mm Taurus. I slept next to that bitch for a year before I knew she and her lover were behind it. At the time that it happened I thought it was related to a busted weed deal in Mexico where a couple of people were injured (*cough* shot *cough*).
The second guy owes every single sunrise he has seen since that day to my mom. I was wearing a cast on one leg and she tackled me right when I pulled the trigger. Of course seeing I was armed and willing to smoke them made those bastards beat feet right into the arms a deputy that had just pulled up to visit his dad across the street and had heard the shot.