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We say Merry Christmas, we post signs where we want. We take back America because, you see, we are offended by the antics of the ACLU (with our tax money) and the efforts to remove God from granted freedoms. We are offended at the onslaught from every direction to take away our freedoms, our traditions and any reference to our God. If they can remove something because it offends, we can also remove something because it offends - the ACLU and their efforts.

Its time again that I trot out this old rant of mine...

Nowhere in our Constitution or in the Bill of Rights are we guaranteed the right not to be offended. Since a small percentage of the public has re-written the Bill of Rights, I have my own list of what offends me.

1. The ACLU offends me. From their defense of NAMBLA, to their ridiculous notion that non-citizens have the same rights as citizens of this country, to their defense of the abortion industry. I should file suit against them in Federal Court and force them to shut down, after all, I am offended.

2. Abortion providers offend me. Not just because they murder innocent babies, but their trampling on the free speech and protest rights of those who oppose them. Again, I should file suit against every abortion provider in the country, after all, I am offended.

3. Gun Grabbers offend me. Their constant assault on the Constitution is an offense to every citizen of this country. Filing suit is appropriate, after all, I am offended.

4. Liberals and Democrats highly offend me. Everything they stand for, from welfare for able bodied people to their ridiculous environmental-nazi laws, to their general "Blame America first" attitude. I am offended that the wife of the most corrupt president in history is right now sitting in the Senate proposing spending and laws I must follow. Democratic politicians like Cynthia McKinney, Al Sharpton and Hillary Clinton should be made illegal, after all, I am offended.

5. Feminists offend me. The hypocrisy in the feminist movement is blatant. While claiming to support a women's right to be free of sexual harassment they supported an admitted harasser (namely...the StainMaker ^TM solely on the grounds he was a pro-choice president. NOW and it's various off-shoots should be illegal, after all, I am offended.

6. Those who claim African-Americans have no voice in George Bush's White House while two of his highest ranking advisors were black offend me. Quite simply, I never realized a person was not African-American unless they were a democrat. I am offended because I was not taught this lesson from early childhood. African-Americans who make frivolous claims should be illegal, after all, I am offended.

7. I am offended that the right to Free Speech as well as Freedom of Religion has been removed from anyone attending a public school. Instead a perceived right, stating that the word God, if uttered in a public school setting will somehow make the ears of children bleed. I am offended that my children's rights have been removed, it should be illegal to do this, after all, I am offended.

8. I am offended by the words of the New Black Panther Party or any other anti-American, terrorist organization in the U.S.; you know...the groups that support terrorists and their activities while putting the blame on this great nation. I am offended they are allowed the right to freely express their opinion without retribution. I am offended that many others are not given this same right, The Black Panther Party, among others should be illegal, after all, I am offended.

9. I am offended by hate crime laws. It is illegal to threaten a person solely by the color of their skin, or their sexual preference but only if you are a heterosexual or a white American. Homosexual groups as well as minority groups at will can offend, make death threats and cause general disturbances without the fear of retribution. Again, this should be illegal, after all, I am offended.

10. Finally I am offended that no lawyer or legal service is available to me to file suit against those who offended me. After all, I am on the wrong side of the issue. Being a conservative, married male, I am the offender, not the offended. I'd file suit, but I'm offended I have nowhere to go.

Over the next few decades of my life, I am assured I will be offended even more. Will I receive press coverage? Of course not, after all I do not have the right to be offended. That's reserved for only for those with special offense clauses in their personal bill of rights. For this, I am highly offended.