[Still Thinking]

Your post just reminded me of an experience I had once in a McDonalds. It was near the end of the breakfast hours and they had quit making breakfast items and were limited to selling what they had already made. It went something like this:

Still Thinking: I'd like a sausage biscuit please.

McDonalds Cashier: We don't have any left.

ST: What's that over there?

McD: A sausage biscuit with egg.

ST: Well? (eyebrows raised)

McD: Well what?

ST: Make it into a sausage biscuit and sell it to me.

McD: What do you mean?

ST: Bring it here.

McD: (brings it)

ST: Take the top biscuit off.

McD: (takes it off)

ST: Take the egg off.

McD: (takes it off)

ST: Put the biscuit back on.

McD: (puts it back)

ST: What't that in your hand?

McD: A sausage biscuit.

ST: Now sell it to me.

McD: OK

[Bonaparte]

LOLOL!

Too bad she didn't then say, "How am I gonna hold the egg?" You could have used Jack Nicholson's line, "Between your knees."

[myvoice]

:)I know, sometimes you have to pull a Dick and Jane with these people.

[Hank Rearden]

A customer of mine told me just this week an experience about visiting a Papa Murphy's pizza place here in town. They were out of tomatoes.

He said "why?" Answer: "The truck doesn't come until tomorrow."

He said "Do you see that huge QFC supermarket 200 feet away, across the parking lot? They're open 24 hours."

Response: "Do you think they have tomatoes? I don't know how to buy tomatoes."

Customer service.