When burgers are outlawed, only outlaws will have burgers.
1 posted on
12/09/2004 2:02:27 PM PST by
NCjim
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To: NCjim
Don't laugh. I was assaulted with a hotdog once. No, not in prison.
To: NCjim
Scott needs to know when he should break the rules...
3 posted on
12/09/2004 2:05:43 PM PST by
Edgerunner
(The left ain't right. Hand me that launch pickle...)
To: NCjim
4 posted on
12/09/2004 2:06:56 PM PST by
Riley
("Do you not know Doctor, that in the Service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?")
To: NCjim
the clerk could have really been hurt if it was a Club sandwich.
5 posted on
12/09/2004 2:06:59 PM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
(I'm here because I'm not all there.)
To: NCjim
Litzenberger got burgered?
6 posted on
12/09/2004 2:08:09 PM PST by
CheneyChick
(Proud to be an OEF Vet!)
To: NCjim
7 posted on
12/09/2004 2:08:32 PM PST by
UseYourHead
(Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface)
To: NCjim
What to do when someone attacks you with a banana hamburger.
10 posted on
12/09/2004 2:09:20 PM PST by
dirtboy
(Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
To: NCjim
I got so mad after a middle of the night, drive-thru Wendys incident a few years ago over freaking pickles that I'm having flashbacks after reading this.
"There but for the grace of God, go I"
Better review my notes from my Anger Mgmt 101 class.
11 posted on
12/09/2004 2:13:48 PM PST by
mad puppy
( "He's with me!" And I'm with W.)
To: NCjim
>>the clerk at a Cumberland Farms
Cumbies! I wonder if he had just gotten back from a packie run?
12 posted on
12/09/2004 2:15:00 PM PST by
Betis70
(I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
To: NCjim
This story is a Whopper :-)
To: NCjim
Burgers don't kill people, buns do!
16 posted on
12/09/2004 2:19:26 PM PST by
mallardx
To: Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; SAMWolf
He got his panties in a bunch, and now is in a real pickle.
21 posted on
12/09/2004 2:27:13 PM PST by
Professional Engineer
(Pulled up behind 'em, pulled out my pistol, and blew 'em away. ~ Chuck Brodsky, minstrel)
To: NCjim
I sure hope the victim will ketchup to him.
22 posted on
12/09/2004 2:27:52 PM PST by
Nataku X
(For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?)
To: NCjim
When burgers are outlawed, only outlaws will have burgers....
23 posted on
12/09/2004 2:28:08 PM PST by
Peter vE
(Ceterum censeo: delenda est Carthago.)
To: NCjim
Clerk probably needed to scan bar code from wrapper.
30 posted on
12/09/2004 2:40:51 PM PST by
HP8753
(Can I be a member of the pajamahuddin if I sleep in the nude??)
To: NCjim
Reminds me of the episode of COPS when a couple in matching tie dye shirts called the cops because he threw a Whopper at the girlfriend. LOL!!
31 posted on
12/09/2004 2:42:46 PM PST by
retrokitten
(Do you want to hear the horrifying truth or see me hit a few zingers??)
To: NCjim
"Whats wrong with this picture?"
34 posted on
12/09/2004 2:47:03 PM PST by
skeeter
(OBL "Americans" won't honor any law that interferes with their pocketbooks)
To: NCjim
Poor journalism as one has to read the story carefully to find out what time of the day the assault took place. In the late evening could alcohol be a factor? Also, I think the guy should get jail time for just committing the following: To wit, microwaving a burger picked up at a Cumberland Farms. Assaulting ones body with deadly intentions.
To: NCjim
"Carr shoved it into the clerk's face."I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
To: NCjim
I have mixed feelings on this one. I wasted a happy meal here in Memphis about 10 years ago but I didn't smash anyone in the face. A lot of people got hit by scraps, fries, hot apple pie (not that hot as nothing was) and Milkshake splatters but I didn't actually put my hands on anyone. I trashed the place pretty good. It had been building for years.
You have to go to a fast food place in Memphis to understand.
47 posted on
12/09/2004 5:08:43 PM PST by
Nov3
("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
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