One morning several years ago, my husband woke up to the sounds of a girl screaming. He ran outside to find that his neighbor's teenage daughter had turned her car on without knowing that her cat was under the hood. He said that the girl was hysterical and that the cat wasn't in very good shape either.
You know, sometimes if
you turn on a teenage girl
without knowing what
is under the hood
you can get some hysterics
that will scare your cat!
"He said that the girl was hysterical and that the cat wasn't in very good shape either."
You worded that just right for maximum coffee spewage, didn't you?