ROFL!
There goes the coffee! Where's Ernie Holmes? Put Rendell up in a helicopter.
;-)
LOL! If I didn't have such a law-abiding respect for helicopters, that would be an alternative worth considering.
How about we just let Ernie join Mean Joe and Lambert on the rush?
Maybe have Dwight White, LC Greenwood, Jack Ham and Andy Russel help out as well?
And if Rendell is still twitching after they pound him into the turf,
Mel Blount can run in and give him one final stomp?