A few years ago, a man in Florida was sentenced for killing his dog because he thought the dog was gay.
Hmmm...the movie Christmas Vacation comes to mind:
Eddie: "He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town.
You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean.
A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."