[monday]

"Let's say, for argument's sake, I look exactly like a young Don Knotts or like Horshack "


ick... You look like Horshack? You should check into getting some plastic surgery. They can do some wonderful things these days which should allow you to go outside without getting ridiculed too much.

[wideawake]

ick... You look like Horshack?

LOL! Not in the slightest. It was a hypothetical.