[longun45]

We need to get them shirts that say I am an undercover air marshall.

More of the reasons that I will not fly again, EVER! False security, outright theivery by airline and TSA security. Not so random searches, strip to your skin? And for this they added $10 to the price of the ticket?

[Proud Infidel]

We need to get them shirts that say I am an undercover air marshall.

They need a more practical uniform, something more like this so they can stay "undercover" -

New TSA "undercover dress code" for Asian destinations.

[Petronski]

We need to get them shirts that say I am an undercover air marshall.

...In English, Arabic, Farsi and French....all on one shirt.