[Old Student]

"All chimpanzees will then be allowed to evolve into the next dominant species and replenish the Earth's population."

Nope, Chimps are too much like humans. I vote for Dolphins. (of course, it's more likely to be rats, the way things seem to work.)

[spinestein]

" Nope, Chimps are too much like humans. I vote for Dolphins. "

It won't be dolphins. There'll just be a note saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish".

I wont be rats either. The mice wouldn't allow it.

But I think you're right, chimps are too much like humans. They also have "My tribe is better than your tribe" humming inside their skulls. ;^}