Welcome home and thank you, sir! Have a great time at the inaugural ball, it was truly a memorable event for the missus and me.
Ask not what your bump can do for you, but what you can do for your bump !
I cannot take credit for something that others may think I am... (in this case- returning from Afghanistan as a civilian Army contractor)
Sir- Your profile: provocative reading, Sir.
It was painful yet necessary (the facts, they are stubborn things)